I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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