I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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