the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Two words: blizzard sex
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
