she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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