When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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