i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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