I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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