I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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