Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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