You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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