So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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