You just made me feel so damn special
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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