When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
