new low.... made out with someone while peeing
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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