Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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