she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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