omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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