i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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