I didn't shave. On purpose
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i dont even know how to be here
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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