I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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