I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
