Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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