I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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