We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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