OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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