Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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