Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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