just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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