I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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