we have officially lost it.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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