gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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