i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's shark week go big or go home
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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