ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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