his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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