So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
