Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I puked a lego.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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