Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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