i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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