You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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