have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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