what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I understand Curling. That high.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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