I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Everclear isn't food dammit
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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