i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
