Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I need water and some morals
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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