Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
All the doctor said was why
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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