Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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