it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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