Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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