How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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