what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize