please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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