I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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