This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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