Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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