I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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