my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
