the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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